so i got this idea

i think i might begin trying to train my cats to use to the toilet, like humans. i don't know if they'll have the mental capacity to flush it afterwards, but whatever. i don't pay water in my block and i pay for devin's toilet paper 98% of the time so why should they be my financial responsibility as well? kitty litter is like, 4 times the cost of toilet paper and has to be disposed of so fast! think of all the crack i can smoke with the money i'll be saving!