as sad and pathetic it is for me (being the drug abusing alcoholic i am) to admit this, tonight was the first time i ever spent a significant amount of time in a club setting dead sober. i went and checked out the redbull threestyle battle (mostly to see skratch bastid) at the tijuana yaught club with my brown friend muhib who made me feel just as brown if not browner then himself. from now on, when i dj, the activity to others will be reconized as "DJing", but if you ask me what i'm doing, i'm simply "watching white people dance". holy fuck.
highlight of the night was (lets just say her name was bethany) from montreal came up to me and asked me how long i had been standing there. caught of guard by her retarded and intrusive question, i replied and we got into a conversation. poor bethany had way too much to drink and must of found some sort of comfort in my eyes and began to make some confessions. what i gathered was, she lived here, moved to montreal with her dreams of becoming a successful author (good luck ya dumb bitch)and was here visiting (for only one more week). when she claimed to want my phone number but didn't know how to take it as her friend was "in charge of her phone", i politely stated that i had a girlfriend. (is it wrong of me to assume this dumb bitch was trying to fuck me which is why she wanted to correspond with me in future via telephone?)
she was very surprised by this evidently and told me that she also had a boyfriend who lived in michigan.
at this point i thought finally our useless conversation was over and we could both get on with our lives, but after 4.8 seconds of awkwardness she asked "soooooo... wanna know where i met my boyfriend?"
"i could never imagine, bethany. where on earth did you meet him"
she replies:
"oh, we met on world of warcraft. he's ranked 3rd best world of warcraft player in the world."
i just about lost it. so i asked (as the music coincidentally got cut right as i said this for everyone in the entire bar to hear:
"so how many gold coins in WOW did he trade you to sleep with him?"
everyone looked at me and i think i caught a few laughs. so she poked me on the nose and told me i was funny. i think she liked me or something.
i then went on to say "i wonder if he can trade those gold coins in somewhere for airmiles, cause then he could fly you to michigan and you wouldn't have to be standing here talking to me!"
fuck i'm such a dick but i thought it was funny. stupid white people. i'm jewish, so aside from the color of my skin being exactly the same, i was totally a brown dude tonight outnumbered by douchebags. i never understood what muhib was getting at when he said "stupid white people.." until tonight. wowowowowowowow
politically i should probably say something like "big ups to all tha peg city dj's" but in my opinion they all could of rocked a party way better. someone good better come along soon.
night!
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